He called her stupid and tore her pantyhose, so I asked a friend to help

You know, friend, I'm fucking sick of being friends with you, take off your pants

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

Why would you put it on your face? Now friend girl will know I've been fucking around

Well done with your mouth, good for you, now get on my end

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

"How about in the ass?" — but the redheaded bitch refused, only in the pussy she gave

You orgasmed, you screamed, you got a mouthful of cum, you took it from there

Sunshine, be patient, it will definitely help get you out of the washer